Hello, and welcome to the MinscandBoo.com quiz.
Just answer these questions below honestly, and see which Baldur's Gate character you are.
What is your weapon of choice?
A sword.
I like to play the harp in battle (it soothes my soul).
Magic.
My enormous brain.
I generally like to use an army.
When possible, I like to kill people with my bare hands.
A sword.
I like to play the harp in battle (it soothes my soul).
Magic.
My enormous brain.
I generally like to use an army.
When possible, I like to kill people with my bare hands.
If your hair was on fire, what would you do?
I would put it out quick, to try and protect my brain.
I would lie down and die.
I would comment on how poetic this situation is.
I would put it out, and then hunt down and kill whoever did it to me.
Stop, drop and roll.
Start cursing like a mad-man.
I would put it out quick, to try and protect my brain.
I would lie down and die.
I would comment on how poetic this situation is.
I would put it out, and then hunt down and kill whoever did it to me.
Stop, drop and roll.
Start cursing like a mad-man.
Which food is your favorite?
Steak
Usually whatever my servants prepare me, if I had any.
Nuts
Salmon
Bread and honey.
Jellyfish
Steak
Usually whatever my servants prepare me, if I had any.
Nuts
Salmon
Bread and honey.
Jellyfish
If you could kick someone in any part of the body, which part would you pick?
In the depths of their soul.
Butt.
Head.
I’d wait until they’re down, and kick them then.
Their brain.
Morale.
In the depths of their soul.
Butt.
Head.
I’d wait until they’re down, and kick them then.
Their brain.
Morale.
Concerning the last question, why would you kick them there?
Because it’s the smartest thing to do.
Because I feel like it.
Not for pain, but for domination.
Most suffering.
It would hurt the deepest.
Most chance of death.
Because it’s the smartest thing to do.
Because I feel like it.
Not for pain, but for domination.
Most suffering.
It would hurt the deepest.
Most chance of death.
What is the meaning of life?
Butt kicking, for goodness!
Cheese!
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To be smarter than everyone else.
To rule.
To bring joy to myself and others.
Butt kicking, for goodness!
Cheese!
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To be smarter than everyone else.
To rule.
To bring joy to myself and others.
While you lie in bed, you notice a monster in your closet, how do you react?
I command the monster to leave me alone.
If it’s dark, I quietly sneak over and slay the monster.
I blast my closet with all I've got.
I Hide under the covers and call for help.
I get up and kick that monsters butt.
Lie back down and hope that I'm hallucinating.
I command the monster to leave me alone.
If it’s dark, I quietly sneak over and slay the monster.
I blast my closet with all I've got.
I Hide under the covers and call for help.
I get up and kick that monsters butt.
Lie back down and hope that I'm hallucinating.
"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago."
What does this phrase mean to you?
Because I’m so smart, that’s easy, but I don’t want to share this information
It means that evil is afoot!
It means if you already know it, the battle has already been won.
It means less than most things do.
It means my enemies must die by my hand!
Yay! The meal's done.
Because I’m so smart, that’s easy, but I don’t want to share this information
It means that evil is afoot!
It means if you already know it, the battle has already been won.
It means less than most things do.
It means my enemies must die by my hand!
Yay! The meal's done.
Someone asks you your name, but for some reason you've forgotten what it is, what do you tell them?
People like me do not forget our own names.
That I don't know.
That my name has been stolen.
Make a name up.
Tell them that it doesn't matter.
Kill them, and figure out my name later.
People like me do not forget our own names.
That I don't know.
That my name has been stolen.
Make a name up.
Tell them that it doesn't matter.
Kill them, and figure out my name later.
Would you consider yourself good at math?
Yes, I was trained since birth to be well educated in all aspects.
No, I have been trained in the arts.
Not particularly.
Better than pretty much everyone else.
Oh yes, that’s a very important skill in world domination.
Compared to most, no.
Yes, I was trained since birth to be well educated in all aspects.
No, I have been trained in the arts.
Not particularly.
Better than pretty much everyone else.
Oh yes, that’s a very important skill in world domination.
Compared to most, no.
How many Frames per second would you say your life runs at?
Around 10-20.
Faster than a fleeting gazelle.
Faster than you can comprehend.
Faster than anyone else's.
Frames per second?.
Fast enough to kill.
Around 10-20.
Faster than a fleeting gazelle.
Faster than you can comprehend.
Faster than anyone else's.
Frames per second?.
Fast enough to kill.
Is the glass half empty or half full?
I think the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
It’s fuller than the ocean tide on a breezy August afternoon.
It's half empty.
The glass will have to be a lot bigger before I’m through.
It’s half full.
I think I'll kill the next person who asks that question.
I think the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
It’s fuller than the ocean tide on a breezy August afternoon.
It's half empty.
The glass will have to be a lot bigger before I’m through.
It’s half full.
I think I'll kill the next person who asks that question.
What's your favorite color?
Purple.
There's too many to choose from.
Red.
Green.
Black.
I love all the colors of the rainbow.
Purple.
There's too many to choose from.
Red.
Green.
Black.
I love all the colors of the rainbow.
Which one of these would be an ideal career for you?
Hero.
Sidekick.
Assassin.
Brain surgeon.
King.
Accountant.
Hero.
Sidekick.
Assassin.
Brain surgeon.
King.
Accountant.
You hear a voice calling you, but there’s nobody in the room, what’s your first reaction?
There must be an invisible monster.
There’s probably an assasin nearby.
Someone’s trying to steal my throne, better be on my gaurd.
My deity is after me.
My brain has reached the next stage of it’s evolution!
This happens a lot, I use it as inspiration.
There must be an invisible monster.
There’s probably an assasin nearby.
Someone’s trying to steal my throne, better be on my gaurd.
My deity is after me.
My brain has reached the next stage of it’s evolution!
This happens a lot, I use it as inspiration.
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