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Quote: Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you.
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Quote: Let us pass strangers, for we have not much time to waste. What? Yes, I'll ask them. Boo and I go to rescue my charge Dynaheir. You may aid in our victory, if you wish. There is glory enough for all!
Quote: My hamster does not like your tone. Away with ye.
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Quote: You would leave an innocent to suffer with nary a twitch of your sword arm? RrraaaAAGHGHHH!!!
Quote: Boo is my faithful animal companion, and more than he seems.
Quote: Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory! Onward to the Gnoll Stronghold to the west! Tarry not! We must go soon!
Quote: I am truly saddened that you wish Minsc and Boo to leave. If you have any need of a stout blade, and an even stouter man to swing it, do not hesitate to call on me.
Quote: Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!
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Quote: Who wants some?
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Quote: You point, I punch.
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Quote: Less talk, more fight!
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Quote: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge.
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Quote: When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!
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Quote: There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least.
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Quote: Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!
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Quote: Full plate, and packing steel.
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Quote: Butt-kickin' for goodness!
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Quote: Squeaky wheel gets the kick!
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Quote: Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!
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Quote: Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.
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Quote: If I continue with this I'll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I'll not let this come to pass.
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Quote: Boo likes the forest.
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Quote: I need aid soon, lest my hamster become an orphan.
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Quote: No finer a place to die than the battlefield!
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Quote: Irenicus is the most vile of villains if he dared destroy a whole city! I can't believe that, and I have believe some amazing things, let me tell you!
Quote: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!
Quote: My hamster's getting antsy. If we be adventurers, let us adventure!
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Quote: A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!
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Quote: Ahh... We are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
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Quote: Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!
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Quote: These bars will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure.
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Quote: What...yes but...but..alright. Boo tells me that I'm raving again. I did not notice a difference, but I shall heed his word, nonetheless.
Quote: Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search.
Quote: I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you are just ducky. Onward!
Quote: Will you help me? We must join together once more, and our fury will be such that bards will run there quills dry! Yes, ink will be scarce where e'er we go.
Quote: I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!
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Quote: Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places.
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Quote: This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways.
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Quote: This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
Quote: I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.
Quote: Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legends! Right Boo?
Quote: Ahhh, I prefer the bright day; evil must be able to see the justice I dispense!
Quote: Then say it louder! We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!
Quote: All will fall before the might of Minsc and Boo! Evil all about! All will FALLL!!!
Quote: Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective.
Quote: Boo says fight hard, so I fight hard.
Quote: *Squeak* Boo says that he was just doing his job.
Quote: Every hamster has his day!
Quote: Flowers are beautiful, aren't they Boo? I wish there were more to see.
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Quote: I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love. Boo loves Minsc's face to; don't you Boo? Don't you -- Yes.
Quote: No. I do not act. I fight, and fight for real!
Quote: All good peoples hang their head in shame! We are betrayed! The sailor man brings the vampires back amongst us... there shall be a mighty reckoning for this!!
Quote: Pirate lord? Such a name does not conjure images of righteous behavior. Stand still a moment and let Boo have a look at you.
Quote: Boo will soon have you figured out.You certainly seem friendlier than I would expect a Pirate Lord to be. And where is your peg?
Quote: A peg. A proper pirate has a peg, whether a leg, or arm, or... uh... some other expendable extremity. And a parrot.
Quote: Certainly! As I have my Boo, so too you must have a parrot. Boo likes parrots. They could wrassel.
Quote: That's a much shorter interjection than Boo has become used to, Jan. Are you ill?
Quote: We must rest and get healthy. It would not do for us to be caught unsuspecting with Minsc in this kind of shape
Quote: Yes! Revenge! Revenge for precious Dynaheir! Tremble, wizard, for the mighty Boo will have your eyes!! RAAAARRRRGHH!!
Quote: No! No collar! I will not be collared by the smelly fishmen! My warrior spirit will not bear such a thing!
Quote: Boo, too, has small teeth compared to fish-men. But they hurt just the same when they latch onto the eyes, yes sir!
Quote: My skin may not have scales, but it has seen many suns come and go. Boo thinks you could use some sun too, then you might not smell so much like wet laundry.
Quote: Boo knows! Do not stow thrones in grass houses!
Quote: I do not cause trouble! I merely seek it out and put the bootheels of justice to it! Ask Boo!
Quote: And then Minsc will disrupt him with his bootheel! Yes, speak more of this evil-smashing partnership!
Quote: Boo does not favour the odds, but I have no doubt that we will succeed!
Quote: I don't understand. The witch has her heart back... why is she not nicer to us? What? Oh... yes, I see. Uh-huh. Thank you, Boo. Boo is so smart!
Quote: Minsc owes much to the killer of Dynaheir! I stand with you! Nowhere shall I go until the heel of justice has been firmly imprinted once and for all into the wizard's evil backside! Nowhere!
Quote: For Dynaheir and all fallen comrades, for what is good and right, for all these things shall Minsc and Boo fall upon you today!! And we shall taste victory, evil man!!
Quote: Oh, such a glorious death in battle for Minsc and Boo! We were well on our way to the great fields and halls of Rashemen, but we felt you needing us, so we came!
Quote: Eh? He is like bad penny, this one. An armored deep-voice penny of most sinister evil!!
Quote: Poor Mateo! He is alone in this world, just as Minsc was before Boo found him. Yes, Boo - you are right! As heroes we must befriend the friendless. We must help the helpless. We must deaccuse the accused. Er... well, you get the idea.
Quote: Boo does not trust this Kiser, . See how his nose twitches? Something smells about this, and it is not stinky clouds from Boo's furry backside!
Quote: This is because Rasheman is a very far ways away. Once Boo kept track for me the number of steps I have taken since beginning my dajemma, but Boo has since forgotten.
Quote: Boo claims that the number is very large. Larger, maybe, then the number of butts that Minsc has deservedly kicked along the way. I find this hard to believe, even though Boo is usually very reliable in these matters.
Quote: It is a wonderful place with many fields. It could only be better, maybe, if every ranger of the Berseker Lodge had his very own hamster! Just think of the implications!
Quote: Yes, Dynaheir was a good Rashemani witch. But I am not so certain that the witches have need of their own hamsters. Dynaheir never approved of Boo... she used to glare at Boo so it frightened him sometimes.
Quote: Look, Boo - everyone knows now! See how his fame spreads like a scented cloud from your furry back-side when you have had one too many crackers!
Quote: What? Well, an admirable decision but Boo is not for sale.
Quote: OH! Well then, by all means! And yes, very little requirements. Food, shelter, and perhaps the little wheel. I have heard nothing but good things about the little wheel.
Quote: Of course. Boo is special among his kind, and quite resilient. Have I mentioned he is a miniature giant space hamster? I'm sure I have.
Quote: Aerie! Boo has been mulling over a question for you. Never have I seen a hamster concentrate so! He has been so very quiet I thought perhaps I rolled over him last night, which cause me great concern
Quote: But Boo's question is of such a personal nature... well, the thought of it makes me blush right down to my buttocks!
Quote: You are very insightful! Such bottling could lead to all sorts of un-hamster like explosions! Well, Boo wonders why you do not perform all your duties, since you are our witch?
Quote: Well... a Rashemani witch accompanies a ranger on his dajemma and teaches him the lore of herbs, among other things. Well... Minsc and Boo have discovered a need for some of this lore, maybe.
Quote: After frolicking in a bush that we now consider to be of suspicious nature, both Boo and I have contracted the Calimshite Itch in rather... private places. A salve would be most joyously anticipated!
Quote: Many thanks, Aerie! Soon, maybe, Boo can return his little-mind to thoughts of butt-kicking instead of butt-itching, and I for one shall be very relieved!
Quote: No! Say it is not so! We will no longer fight evil together? Boo will miss you, . Forever shall we hang our heads in sadness in remembrance of our great butt-kicking friend.
Quote: Boo and I will say we knew the hero . And people will of course not believe us. And, maybe, they will look at us more strangely than they do now. Or Maybe not.