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Quote: Let us pass strangers, for we have not much time to waste. What? Yes, I'll ask them. Boo and I go to rescue my charge Dynaheir. You may aid in our victory, if you wish. There is glory enough for all!
Quote: You would leave an innocent to suffer with nary a twitch of your sword arm? RrraaaAAGHGHHH!!!
Quote: Boo is my faithful animal companion, and more than he seems.
Quote: Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo,
The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my
h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory!
Onward to the Gnoll Stronghold to the west! Tarry not! We must go soon!
Quote: I am truly saddened that you wish Minsc and Boo to leave. If you have any need of a stout blade, and an even stouter man to swing it, do not hesitate to call on me.
Quote: If I continue with this I'll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I'll not let this come to pass.
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Quote: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!
Quote: Ahh... We are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
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Quote: Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!
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Quote: These bars will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure.
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Quote: What...yes but...but..alright. Boo tells me that I'm raving again. I did not notice a difference, but I shall heed his word, nonetheless.
Quote: Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search.
Quote: I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you are just ducky. Onward!
Quote: Will you help me? We must join together once more, and our fury will be such that bards will run there quills dry! Yes, ink will be scarce where e'er we go.
Quote: I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!
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Quote: This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways.
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Quote: This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
Quote: I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.
Quote: Ahhh, I prefer the bright day; evil must be able to see the justice I dispense!
Quote: Then say it louder! We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!
Quote: All will fall before the might of Minsc and Boo! Evil all about! All will FALLL!!!
Quote: Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective.
Quote: Boo says fight hard, so I fight hard.
Quote: *Squeak* Boo says that he was just doing his job.
Quote: Every hamster has his day!
Quote: I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love. Boo loves Minsc's face to; don't you Boo? Don't you -- Yes.


