Hmm my favourite quote?

Minsc grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

Is a pretty good one.

Always a classic.


I have a bunch saved in a word doc, though I've probably memorised as much as I can and now work on using as much of them as often as I can in my daily speech.

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."


In that email i sent you I had to mod it slightly, as I don't own a hamster, OMG no way, but 'tis true. I have no hamster, not even an ice weasel.

That is indded a good one.

After reading the quote bank, I've changed my favourite to: Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.

Last edited by Sofawall (2007-12-07 22:30:54)

So is this turning into a "quote the quote bank" thread?

That's true.

This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick


That is such a "Minsc" thing to do. I love it.

He is a Barbarian from Rashamen. Well he started as one, then somewhere along the way he developed a fondness for animals, specifically Minature Giant Space Hamsters.

The dialog he has with Delon, when you first met him is absolutely classic.

Delon: Umm... excuse me, sir.  Y-y-you... you look like a warrior.  Are... are you a warrior?  C-c-could you help me?
Minsc: Minsc and Boo are the greatest of warriors, small one!  I will crush your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!  Who dares pick on you?  Just point the way!
Delon: I... I don't have any foes, sir...
Minsc: No foes?  I am relieved.  I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far, and throw them I shall! Er... Boo wonders what you need a warrior for when you have no foes?
Delon: (sniffle)  I'm lost, Sir.  I was sent to f-f-find somebody who could help my village, but I've had all my things stolen and n-n-nobody can help me!
PC: Calm down, boy.  Tell me why your village needs help.
Delon: I'm from Imnesvale in the Umar Hills.  People h-have been disappearing.  Some of them have t-t-turned up, but they're all turned inside-out and mad.  And... and, even worse, everyone says they seen strange b-beasts out in the hills.  Everyone's so frightened!  There's even t-t-talk that Umar herself has returned!
PC: Who is this Umar?
Delon: Umar was a witch who terrorized Amn a long time ago.  My mother says the hills were named after her, but she disappeared so long ago nobody remembers what happened. Lots of people say she's come back to bring her vengeance upon us.  Mother says it's just stories, but I don't know.
PC: Where is this Imnesvale?  Perhaps I will check out the situation, myself.
Delon: I can show you where it is on your map.  I'm sure Minister Lloyd would be ever so grateful if you could aid the village.  Everyone is terrible frightened!
Minsc: Nothing removes fear better than a good sword and a swift kick in the evil!  We shall go to your village and do what heroes do, right <CHARNAME>?
PC: Right you are Minsc!
Delon: You would?!  Oh, wonderful!  Thank you so much!  When you get to Imnesvale, talk to Minister Lloyd!  He can tell you everything else!  Thank you, Sir!

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

one of most popular ones :-)

This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick.

I agree on this'un.